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Fuggaback Girl
At first this doesn’t seem like much. Bra strap, belly shirt, crazy shades that look like she should have on a head scarf and be in a convertible as some man from 1964 whisks her off for a...
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Who Fugged It more (Or Less): Cate Blanchett vs. Nicola Roberts
Hey, remember this, from about two years ago? She is doing “Hello, lovers” before “HOLA LOVERS” was even a glint in J.Lo’s eyes. Personally, I think it was a test. She was like, “You think I can pull...
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Fugsia Raisa
I have had this sitting in my lightbox for a few days, hoping the perfect bon mot would come to me. It has not. And while that may be due to my incapability of crafting the perfect bon mot, I think...
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The Fugent List
So, we’ve all heard by now — it was the giggle heard ’round the world — that J.Lo.Hew’s masterpiece of Kind Touchery, The Client List, is being made into a TV series. I have questions. How exactly is...
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If I Was Your Fugfriend
There are so many atrocities herein that my soul is currently in hiding. But to start, if I may reinvent a well-worn quote from Mean Girls: STOP TRYING TO MAKE CROTCH HAPPEN. IT’S NEVER GOING TO...
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Oscars YIKES Carpet: Naomie Harris
Did anyone bring a speculum? Because she might as well get her annual, as long as everything is out and ready. Read More ...
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Sarah Jessica Fugker
Okay, I’m sorry — I know Sarah Jessica Parker is just out picking up her daughter from school, but I can’t ignore this. Lady, you are FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. Not four, nor eighty-four, which are about...
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Fugper Perafug
Welcome to another future band name: Piper Perabo’s Deadly Shorts. From the waist up, she’s Nellie Oleson; from waist to knee, she’s riding in the Tour de Pants, a grueling bike race in which athletes...
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What the Fug: Adrienne Bailon
Sweet holy hellfire. Put down the varnish, kid. YOU’RE NOT A TABLE. Read More ...
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